Sleazy Sexy
written by: Jak Locke
written by: Jak Locke
version 1:
from Jak Locke Goes Too Far (December 18th 2012) (3:52)
Aw yeah
Everybody knows where the ladies are at this time of night
They all with me baby, oh!
That is, they all gonna be with me
Because, because I got that special soft serve kinda love
Kinda oozes all over the place? Yeah, you know what I mean
I know how to make a woman scream
Oh yes, women are screaming at me all the time
My moms was yelling at me just the other day for leaving the TV tray out
But enough about me. Haha. Let's talk about you. You and me.
Now baby, tell me this
Have you ever done it on the moon?
Well, nobody has
Because you need to wear spacesuits on the moon and that would be kinda awkward
Kinda awkward, I kinda wish I hadn't said that
Kinda awkward like the feeling you get when I say
I want to be the man in your closet watching you undress
I'm sleazy, you're sexy, they both start with an 's'
And when you're trying to ignore me and my line of sight
I tell my friends I was with you last Saturday night
That's right
And girl, when they ask why you're not talking to me
I just tell them that's how I roll
I've moved on to something else already
And they don't need to know that I'm really talking about internet porn
And I haven't really lied, you know, I was sitting at this same table last weekend watching you dance with your friends
We were in the same room so provided we're going by Webster's definitions, I really was with you
With you and all your friends at the same time
I want to be the man in your closet watching you undress
I'm sleazy, you're sexy, they both start with an 's'
And when you're trying to ignore me and my line of sight
I'm memorizing every part of you for later tonight
That's right
Yeah, all right, nuff nuff talk, time for some of my magical action, aw yeah
Tonight I take my stand, I don't need no wingman
No, I'm riding this solo, first class
That girl in the grey, yeah the one who's looking this way
Tonight I'm gonna stick it in her
ooh ooh ooooooh ooh
Have you ever been in a crowded room and were talking to one of your friends
And the whole room goes quiet right before you say something you didn't necessarily want the whole room to hear
Well, that just happened
And now I'm that guy
And so I try to play it off
I say "can you believe he told her he wanted to stick it in her ass?"
Aw, but it's too late, isn't it
So now I'm really riding solo tonight
But baby, it's all your loss
I was just trying to do you a favor, share the wealth
So yeah, you damn right I'll go fuck myself
And lady, let me educate you on a little fact:
I'm so good I bet you I don't even last thirty seconds
So what you got to say now? Damn
I want to be the man in your closet watching you undress
I'm sleazy, you're sexy, they both start with an 's'
And when you're trying to ignore me and my line of sight
I'm memorizing every part of you for later tonight
That's right
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Everybody knows where the ladies are at this time of night
They all with me baby, oh!
That is, they all gonna be with me
Because, because I got that special soft serve kinda love
Kinda oozes all over the place? Yeah, you know what I mean
I know how to make a woman scream
Oh yes, women are screaming at me all the time
My moms was yelling at me just the other day for leaving the TV tray out
But enough about me. Haha. Let's talk about you. You and me.
Now baby, tell me this
Have you ever done it on the moon?
Well, nobody has
Because you need to wear spacesuits on the moon and that would be kinda awkward
Kinda awkward, I kinda wish I hadn't said that
Kinda awkward like the feeling you get when I say
I want to be the man in your closet watching you undress
I'm sleazy, you're sexy, they both start with an 's'
And when you're trying to ignore me and my line of sight
I tell my friends I was with you last Saturday night
That's right
And girl, when they ask why you're not talking to me
I just tell them that's how I roll
I've moved on to something else already
And they don't need to know that I'm really talking about internet porn
And I haven't really lied, you know, I was sitting at this same table last weekend watching you dance with your friends
We were in the same room so provided we're going by Webster's definitions, I really was with you
With you and all your friends at the same time
I want to be the man in your closet watching you undress
I'm sleazy, you're sexy, they both start with an 's'
And when you're trying to ignore me and my line of sight
I'm memorizing every part of you for later tonight
That's right
Yeah, all right, nuff nuff talk, time for some of my magical action, aw yeah
Tonight I take my stand, I don't need no wingman
No, I'm riding this solo, first class
That girl in the grey, yeah the one who's looking this way
Tonight I'm gonna stick it in her
ooh ooh ooooooh ooh
Have you ever been in a crowded room and were talking to one of your friends
And the whole room goes quiet right before you say something you didn't necessarily want the whole room to hear
Well, that just happened
And now I'm that guy
And so I try to play it off
I say "can you believe he told her he wanted to stick it in her ass?"
Aw, but it's too late, isn't it
So now I'm really riding solo tonight
But baby, it's all your loss
I was just trying to do you a favor, share the wealth
So yeah, you damn right I'll go fuck myself
And lady, let me educate you on a little fact:
I'm so good I bet you I don't even last thirty seconds
So what you got to say now? Damn
I want to be the man in your closet watching you undress
I'm sleazy, you're sexy, they both start with an 's'
And when you're trying to ignore me and my line of sight
I'm memorizing every part of you for later tonight
That's right
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
version 2:
from Action Packed Self Destruction (June 14th 2014) (3:52)
Aw yeah
Everybody knows where the ladies are at this time of night
They all with me baby, oh!
That is, they all gonna be with me
Because, because I got that special soft serve kinda love
Kinda oozes all over the place? Yeah, you know what I mean
I know how to make a woman scream
Oh yes, women are screaming at me all the time
My moms was yelling at me just the other day for leaving the TV tray out
But enough about me. Haha. Let's talk about you. You and me.
Now baby, tell me this
Have you ever done it on the moon?
Well, nobody has
Because you need to wear spacesuits on the moon and that would be kinda awkward
Kinda awkward, I kinda wish I hadn't said that
Kinda awkward like the feeling you get when I say
I want to be the man in your closet watching you undress
I'm sleazy, you're sexy, they both start with an 's'
And when you're trying to ignore me and my line of sight
I tell my friends I was with you last Saturday night
That's right
And girl, when they ask why you're not talking to me
I just tell them that's how I roll
I've moved on to something else already
And they don't need to know that I'm really talking about internet porn
And I haven't really lied, you know, I was sitting at this same table last weekend watching you dance with your friends
We were in the same room so provided we're going by Webster's definitions, I really was with you
With you and all your friends at the same time
I want to be the man in your closet watching you undress
I'm sleazy, you're sexy, they both start with an 's'
And when you're trying to ignore me and my line of sight
I'm memorizing every part of you for later tonight
That's right
Yeah, all right, nuff nuff talk, time for some of my magical action, aw yeah
Tonight I take my stand, I don't need no wingman
No, I'm riding this solo, first class
That girl in the grey, yeah the one who's looking this way
Tonight I'm gonna stick it in her
ooh ooh ooooooh ooh
Have you ever been in a crowded room and were talking to one of your friends
And the whole room goes quiet right before you say something you didn't necessarily want the whole room to hear
Well, that just happened
And now I'm that guy
And so I try to play it off
I say "can you believe he told her he wanted to stick it in her ass?"
Aw, but it's too late, isn't it
So now I'm really riding solo tonight
But baby, it's all your loss
I was just trying to do you a favor, share the wealth
So yeah, you damn right I'll go fuck myself
And lady, let me educate you on a little fact:
I'm so good I bet you I don't even last thirty seconds
So what you got to say now? Damn
I want to be the man in your closet watching you undress
I'm sleazy, you're sexy, they both start with an 's'
And when you're trying to ignore me and my line of sight
I'm memorizing every part of you for later tonight
That's right
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Everybody knows where the ladies are at this time of night
They all with me baby, oh!
That is, they all gonna be with me
Because, because I got that special soft serve kinda love
Kinda oozes all over the place? Yeah, you know what I mean
I know how to make a woman scream
Oh yes, women are screaming at me all the time
My moms was yelling at me just the other day for leaving the TV tray out
But enough about me. Haha. Let's talk about you. You and me.
Now baby, tell me this
Have you ever done it on the moon?
Well, nobody has
Because you need to wear spacesuits on the moon and that would be kinda awkward
Kinda awkward, I kinda wish I hadn't said that
Kinda awkward like the feeling you get when I say
I want to be the man in your closet watching you undress
I'm sleazy, you're sexy, they both start with an 's'
And when you're trying to ignore me and my line of sight
I tell my friends I was with you last Saturday night
That's right
And girl, when they ask why you're not talking to me
I just tell them that's how I roll
I've moved on to something else already
And they don't need to know that I'm really talking about internet porn
And I haven't really lied, you know, I was sitting at this same table last weekend watching you dance with your friends
We were in the same room so provided we're going by Webster's definitions, I really was with you
With you and all your friends at the same time
I want to be the man in your closet watching you undress
I'm sleazy, you're sexy, they both start with an 's'
And when you're trying to ignore me and my line of sight
I'm memorizing every part of you for later tonight
That's right
Yeah, all right, nuff nuff talk, time for some of my magical action, aw yeah
Tonight I take my stand, I don't need no wingman
No, I'm riding this solo, first class
That girl in the grey, yeah the one who's looking this way
Tonight I'm gonna stick it in her
ooh ooh ooooooh ooh
Have you ever been in a crowded room and were talking to one of your friends
And the whole room goes quiet right before you say something you didn't necessarily want the whole room to hear
Well, that just happened
And now I'm that guy
And so I try to play it off
I say "can you believe he told her he wanted to stick it in her ass?"
Aw, but it's too late, isn't it
So now I'm really riding solo tonight
But baby, it's all your loss
I was just trying to do you a favor, share the wealth
So yeah, you damn right I'll go fuck myself
And lady, let me educate you on a little fact:
I'm so good I bet you I don't even last thirty seconds
So what you got to say now? Damn
I want to be the man in your closet watching you undress
I'm sleazy, you're sexy, they both start with an 's'
And when you're trying to ignore me and my line of sight
I'm memorizing every part of you for later tonight
That's right
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
earliest uninterrupted live performance: October 11th 2019