SOMETHING'S DEAD
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You know, I'm not at all surprised that you ended up here. It was a matter of time, really.

The page you were looking for is either under construction currently (deadlines are dumb), was linked improperly (I'm dumb), or was mistyped and will never exist (you're dumb).

If you're completely sure that something isn't working that should be, bother me at jaklocke (at) gmail (dot) com. Careful though, I might bother you back.

My goodness, you're still reading aren't you? You must be bored. Just right-click back, or click BACK to whatever page you were on before. While you're here though, have a ridiculous song. It's about you right now.


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